Friday, May 11, 2007

Millionaire Minister Aspirant

I went to the coffee shops this morning and I heard so many old people talking. They said their children, most of whom are in primary schools, kept telling them that they would like to be a minister when they grow up .....

When asked why they wanted to be a minister, the children's answers were: "I can become a multi-millionaire in just one year, without really doing any work at all. All I have to do is to simply come out with some cock and bull stories to impress upon the stupid, numb-skulls and the nincompoops .....

When I heard that, I wanted to interject but held back because the risk is too great for me to go against such a strong wave and wind of change, a change for the better. I'ts good for Singapore .....

If it's good for Singapore, then it's also good for me, right? If the gahmen said so, it must be true. Who can doubt the integrity of the gahmen which is beyond any reasonable doubt spick and span. I regret I'd never thought of that during my younger days, otherwise I would at least become one of the ministers' sice-kicks, boot polishers or door openers. Sigh ..... How stupid of me not to think of that?

Is there still a chance for me in any way? I think I also want to be a minister, and thats why I started this blog, hoping that the God in Heaven would notice me and bless me so that I can really become a minister ... a millionaire minister ... May be it's just a dream...

Even if its just a dream, I will still dream on. At least there is a tiny ray of hope,
a tiny light at the end of the tunnel. Oh yes, may be I can be a minister in a church. That would do also, i think ... and if i failed, at least I can become a church mouse. Ha ha ha, now I am really thinking ... it's no joking matter ... i am serious. How much can a church minister or mouse earns?

I really, really want to be a multi-millionaire> The easy way out, of course. Not the
hard way like those uncles (and a few aunties) driving taxis. Some of them said they
could earn about $100,000 a month. That means $1.2 million a year. Is that true?

Ya, how about becoming a taxi driver?